The First Time (1952)

After young playwright, David Shayne obtains funding for his play from gangster Nick Valenti, Nick’s girlfriend Olive miraculously lands the role of a psychiatrist—but not only is she a bimbo…

King Nicholas XX is ready to retire and pass the throne to his son, Nick St. Nicholas. But he is a no-show, preferring his lavish seaside lifestyle and sexy girlfriend.

The hero, a janitor played by Chaplin, is fired from work for accidentally knocking his bucket of water out the window and onto his boss the chief banker (Tandy). Meanwhile,…

A “long lost sci-fi film” from the 50’s, finally, has been recovered! Martians from Mars come to Earth for it’s most valuable resource,.. women! It’s up to Rusty Rave to…

A young Sicilian is swindled twice, but ends up rich; a man poses as a deaf-mute in a convent of curious nuns; a woman must hide her lover when her…

A bumbling detective chases an escaped convict in an amusement park haunted house in Coney Island.

Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle to save their lives. A mistaken warehouse delivery unleashes a horde of…

Burger Beard is a pirate who is in search of the final page of a magical book that makes any evil plan he writes in it come true, which happens…

A series of unrelated sports gags. Archery: The bullseyes make sense when we see where the archer is standing. Billiards: A trick shot: All the balls move together. Ping pong:…

Harry Williams, member of the rhythm & blues band, Bloodstone, is about to go onstage for a concert when he is hit on the head. The rest that follows is…

On his first day after being released from jail for 14 armed bank robberies, Lucas finds himself caught up in someone else’s robbery. Perry has decided to hold up the…

Harold Fine is a self-described square – a 35-year-old Los Angeles lawyer who’s not looking forward to middle age nor his upcoming wedding. His life changes when he falls in…