The Onion Movie (2008)

Retirement at last! Middle-aged and divorced, company owner Richard Jones is looking forward to a worry-free existence as he arrives at his office on his last day of work. Much…

Fresh-faced young Michael Rimmer worms his way into an opinion poll company and is soon running the place. He uses this as a springboard to get into politics and in…

A New York DEA agent springs an outlaw from jail to lead him to stolen money in South America.

A shaman from the South American rain forest visits France for a public relations campaign. In a hotel’s elevator in Paris he meets a French good-for-nothing named Perrin he’s fascinated…

In an old Hollywood mansion, the spirit of an old family retainer inhabits an old grandfather clock. When a movie company uses the mansion for a film, the spirit inhabits…

As part of a drunken bet with her sister Felicity, happily married Alice sends an anonymous Valentine’s card to her husband Sam to see if he hides it. When he…

A playboy stages a dating show to earn his inheritance by granting his father’s last wish: for his son to marry the most beautiful girl in the world.

Chautauqua manager Walter Hale and his loyal business manager struggle to keep their traveling troupe together in small town America.

When young Buddy falls into Santa’s gift sack on Christmas Eve, he’s transported back to the North Pole and raised as a toy-making elf by Santa’s helpers. But as he…

Two college freshmen who decided to stick with their high school sweethearts have to pull a ‘Turkey Dump’ and break up with them over ‘Drunksgiving’ the one chaotic night before…

After losing his partner in a blazing gunfight, Australian renegade supercop Lieutenant Jangles goes on an explosive and blood-soaked mission to avenge his death… And maybe possibly also save Brisbane…

Best friends Galleria, Chanel, Dorinda, and Aqua, A.K.A. the girl band “The Cheetahs,” get the opportunity of a lifetime when they strut their way to Barcelona, Spain, to perform in…