Hey… Stop Stabbing Me! (2003)

Prince Hal, son of King Henry IV, seems to be squandering his life away with the fat knight Sir John Falstaff and the whores, boozers and petty rogues of Eastcheap….

A Heffley family road trip to attend Meemaw’s 90th birthday party goes hilariously off course thanks to Greg’s newest scheme to get to a video gaming convention.

Taken aback by his mother’s wedding announcement, a young man returns home in an effort to stop her from marrying his old high school gym teacher, a man who made…

Johnny Rizzo, is about to trade his dream job in talk radio for some snooze-ville gig that’ll pay enough to please his fiance. Enter Uncle Terry, a rascally womanizer set…

A curmudgeonly instructor at a New England prep school is forced to remain on campus during Christmas break to babysit the handful of students with nowhere to go. Eventually, he…

A composer—who suspects his wife of cheating—plots to kill her and frame it on her lover, but things don’t turn out as planned.

After living in London for several years, Ramona and her boyfriend Nico, return to Madrid where she hopes to re-start her acting career. The evening before her first audition she…

A man becomes an unwitting superhero after a drunken night leads him on a quest to save his love, his life, and his species from a murderous barbecue enthusiast.

Three supernatural incidents happen to the workers at a mortuary.

Count Dracula adjourns to Earth, accompanied by Frankenstein’s Monster, the Wolfman, the Mummy, and the Gillman. The uglies are in search of a powerful amulet that will grant them power…

Judge Hardy takes a business trip to Washington, DC, where Andy promptly falls for the French ambassador’s daughter.

As punishment for their incompetence in battle, disgraced Union soldier Capt. Jared Heath and his apathetic commanding officer, Col. Claude Brackenbury, are reassigned away from the front lines. The hapless…