Words and Pictures (2014)

A successful veterinarian and radio show host with low self-esteem asks her model friend to impersonate her when a handsome man wants to see her.

A disgruntled Democrat follows through on a drunken campaign promise to move to Canada if George “Dubya” Bush gets re-elected.

After learning his boss betrayed him, a mob lackey plans to break out of prison and take revenge.

One night Jefferson Reed gets hit in the chest by a souped-up chunk of meteor. So he can fly, but he’s scared of heights. He can master the information in…

Rashad and Annie go down to Douglas, Georgia, to spend the holidays with Rashad’s cousins, Junior and Aretha. Christmas turns out to be a little more than what they bargained…

A country girl visits Tokyo in search of her college heartthrob. Here she meets horny students, a psychology professor in search of the theory of shame, and Yoshioka who has…

A young couple, David and Catherine Robinson, has to turn their large country house into a money-making proposition. Their solution is to invite the kids of the rich and famous…

Porky and his dog, Streamline, plant a large garden. The neighbor chickens see the garden as one big buffet/cafeteria.

Two songwriters investigate a local weirdo.

A playboy and his two friends get drunk and wake up next to a girl who claims to be pregnant by one of them.

A con man who stages phony “lucky legs” beauty contests and leaves town with the money is found with a surgical knife in his heart by Mason.

1999. Kosovo War. In a small Romanian village, the chief of the railway station, who also happens to be a local gangster, stops a NATO train transporting military equipment. Their…