This Is Not a Movie (2011)

450,000 years ago our ancestors descended from the heavens to engineer the first human beings. To us they were Giants that ruled as Gods over mankind. Now new evidence and…

Hector meets Truquette on Bastille Day and becomes obsessed with seducing her. The plan is to get her to the seaside pronto. Pator is not complaining, especially if her friend…

An IT company hires an actor to serve as the company’s president in order to help the business get sold to a cranky Icelander.

The lawyer Pio has the personality of an earthworm. The priest assigns him, as a driver, the rather prejudiced Amedeo, rough manners and unlikely clothes. The second will wake up…

A wanna-be vampire must team up with her ditsy, new roommate and a crazed vampire hunter to thwart an unexpected enemy’s despicable schemes.

The story of three Korean outlaws in 1930s Manchuria and their dealings with the Japanese army and Chinese and Russian bandits. The Good (a bounty hunter), the Bad (a hitman),…

Fatso is the proprietor of what may be the worst eaterie in the city, and is struggling to keep a sinking ship afloat. His compulsive gambling is getting the better…

A burned-out paramedic tries to survive his last 24 hours on the job while training a new recruit.

A reporter in Iraq might just have the story of a lifetime when he meets Lyn Cassady, a guy who claims to be a former member of the U.S. Army’s…

Ruby Gillman, a sweet and awkward high school student, discovers she’s a direct descendant of the warrior kraken queens. The kraken are sworn to protect the oceans of the world…

Lucy Neal is thrown for a loop when she is accused of being too inhibited by her ex-boyfriend. In an effort to prove him wrong, Lucy creates a rather wild…

The Galactic Patrol is back – but they’ve lost Deputy Rod Allbright’s body. It’s been stolen by B’KR, the most fiendish villain in the galaxy, which leaves Rod’s mind sharing…