All Ira Finkelstein wants for Christmas is…Christmas. Unfortunately, his parents are sending him to Florida to be with his Grandparents. Ira’s spirit soars as he manages to land in Christmas…

Computer programmer/beekeeper Jacob gets a “television” implanted in his brain by a race of telekinetic bees, which causes him to experience severe hallucinations. (Includes: Mesopotamian bees, souls living inside weapons,…