It was a normal night in Las Vegas, Nevada, all the lights were flashing brightly, until a man with one hand, one eye, and one leg walks into a pawn…

In a land in a distant past, three beautiful women, members of a lost tribe, battle a male genius with diabolical plans to destroy their “Lost Empire.” If the victor…

Welcome to T & A High, where the entire student body including campus virgin Purity Busch, chronic masturbator Melvin Jerkovski, repressed Principal Stuckoff and blonde bombshell Bootsie Goodhead all must…