Still Waiting… (2009)

A 4-year-old boy is abducted by aliens and raised on a distant planet to be an unstoppable killing machine only to crash land on Earth.

Pining for his high school crush for years, a young man puts up his best efforts to move out of the friend zone until she reveals she’s getting married.

Collins College needs a new department head for their science department, so Doctors Carter and Zorch consult Thinko, the campus computer, and come up with Dr. Mathilda West, who has…

Dr. Hackenstein is a genial but somewhat misguided scientist. He murders the locals for their body parts, but it’s not for power or scientific research; he just needs them to…

When a childless couple–an ex-con and an ex-cop–decide to help themselves to one of another family’s quintuplets, their lives become more complicated than they anticipated.

As Middleview High School’s woeful boys basketball team prepares for another certain loss, several unusual dramas take shape around its periphery.

Stan and Ollie are marooned on an island in the south pacific island.

A playboy stages a dating show to earn his inheritance by granting his father’s last wish: for his son to marry the most beautiful girl in the world.

A pool boy and a gardener turn an empty mansion into a home for women who belong to the world’s oldest profession.

The film begins on New Year’s Eve with the preps for the anniversary of a local deputy. Amid the celebration, a rep of the prosecutor’s office comes to the jubilee…

Zenon Kar, a 13-year-old girl who lives on a space station in the year 2049, gets into some trouble and is banished to Earth. With help from some Earth friends…

Bank robber Graham Dorsey spends a few hours with beautiful widow Amanda Starbuck, in which time his gang takes part in a disastrous holdup. Learning of his comrades’ demise, Dorsey…