Abracadaver (2024)

Day or night, it’s a hot and wild summer at Malibu Beach. When the sun is high, it’s Dina’s job to patrol the area. Being the hot new lifeguard on…

The secret formula that destroyed McDonald’s, Burger King and Mustard has just leaked, now everyone is after their search.

A Lothario, in trouble for fooling around with a Senator’s wife, becomes an unwitting witness to a mob murder. Police Lieutenant Parker tries to solve the case in enough time…

A reworking of A Christmas Carol where the protagonist is a typical Karen.

Flo is not quite a normal teenager: While all his friends only think about sex he can’t even pronounce the word “S – E – X”. But everything changes completely…

A son tries to save his mother’s eyesight by drinking beer and playing darts.

Johnny is a riverboat entertainer with a big gambling problem. After a fortune-teller tells Johnny how he can change his luck, the appearance of a new ‘lady luck’ soon causes…

While pursuing his dream of having car sex, a goofy middle-aged man makes all the wrong moves and ends up enrolling in a number of crazy escapades.

A rap group heads to Atlanta to participate in Atlanta’s revived Freaknik festival.

Jack is pleased with himself for the first time in years. He has decided to stop fucking anything with a pulse and also to cut back on his eager and…

In Brooklyn of the ’50s, small-time mobster George and his sidekick Dip realize they’ve forgotten the birthday of mob boss Joey, so they engage the services of prostitute Glorice. Joey’s…

An attractive young couple’s open relationship is stretched to the breaking point when each partner finds themselves falling in love with other people.